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Messagepar maolong » Jeu Oct 29, 2009 5:55 am

Les perroquets catholiques ...

Une femme va voir le curé et lui dit
"Monsieur l'curé, j'ai un problème.

J'ai deux perroquets femelles, mais elles savent seulement dire une chose"

"Qu'est ce qu'elles disent?" demande le Curé

Elles disent "Allo, nous sommes des prostituées, est-ce que vous voulez avoir du plaisir...?"

"C'est dégoutant" s'écrie le Curé, puis il se met à penser....

"Vous savez", dit-il "j'ai peut-être la solution à votre problème.

J'ai deux perroquets mâles qui parlent aussi, mais je leur ai appris à prier et lire la Bible.

Amenez vos deux femelles chez moi, et nous les mettrons dans la cage avec Coco et Pierrot"

"Mes perroquets pourront montrer à vos deux perroquets femelles comment prier

et lire la bible et je suis certain qu'elles vont arrêter de dire cette phrase odieuse"

"Merci" répond la femme, "ceci pourrait être la solution"

Le lendemain, la femme apporte ses femelles perroquets chez le Curé ...

Lorsqu'elle entra elle vit les deux perroquets mâles tenant chacun un chapelet en priant.

Impressionnée, elle approche de la cage et y met les deux femelles à l'intérieur avec les deux mâles.

Après quelques minutes, les femelles s'écrient:

"Allo, nous sommes des prostituées, est-ce que vous voulez avoir du plaisir...?"

Le silence se fit pour quelques secondes ....

En état de choc, un des deux perroquets mâles dit a l'autre perroquet mâle

"Range ton chapelet mon ami, nos prières sont exhaussées"
On les appelle des "bêtes", mais je les trouve plus malins que nous, en effet je n'en ai jamais vu un mettre son réveil pour se lever au matin et aller travailler alors qu'il trouve toujours à manger.
C'est de moi
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Messagepar Joel_B » Jeu Oct 29, 2009 10:13 am

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Messagepar katou » Jeu Oct 29, 2009 12:56 pm

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